1. now taking bets on how long it will take me to get something on this new white shirt. also PURPLE PANTS. #gpoyw

    now taking bets on how long it will take me to get something on this new white shirt. also PURPLE PANTS. #gpoyw

  2. Jackie is good at words.

    Me: Kim quit the Pixies :(

    Jackie: WHAT NO

    Me: I know. My heart.

    Jackie: NOOOO!
    Jackie: dats yo bitch
    Jackie: dats MY BITCH

  3. Kiiiiiim!About 2 years ago I saw the Pixies for the first, and I suppose, what will be the last time. Above is a photo my friend Ed took from the show.  I was excitedly and hastily emptying out my bag when we pulled into the parking lot - you know, to make sure I wasn’t going to accidentally bring in any questionable items. My friends were looking at me strangely and patience was fleeting when I found an apple and said “See you guys?! It wasn’t all for nothing!” When we get to the door security, I get searched and security pulls a pair of scissors out of my bag. I get a look like “whoah, what the hell is stabby girl thinking?” They confiscated and still let me in and I was just thankful that they were my back-up hair cutting shears, not my good ones and how they hell did I miss these but was so concerned about an apple? Anyway. I’m so thankful I got to see one of my all-time favorite bands before my long-lost cousin decided it was time to leave. Sigh. Oh, Kim. 

    Kiiiiiim!

    About 2 years ago I saw the Pixies for the first, and I suppose, what will be the last time. Above is a photo my friend Ed took from the show.  

    I was excitedly and hastily emptying out my bag when we pulled into the parking lot - you know, to make sure I wasn’t going to accidentally bring in any questionable items. My friends were looking at me strangely and patience was fleeting when I found an apple and said “See you guys?! It wasn’t all for nothing!” When we get to the door security, I get searched and security pulls a pair of scissors out of my bag. I get a look like “whoah, what the hell is stabby girl thinking?” They confiscated and still let me in and I was just thankful that they were my back-up hair cutting shears, not my good ones and how they hell did I miss these but was so concerned about an apple? 

    Anyway. I’m so thankful I got to see one of my all-time favorite bands before my long-lost cousin decided it was time to leave. Sigh.

    Oh, Kim. 

  4. I recently introduced my friend Alex to Azealia Banks. He has apparently been listening to her nonstop at work. And, um, this just happened:Alex: “…and the headset gets yanked from the laptop in the k-5 library at I guess that cunt gett’n eat’n”

    I recently introduced my friend Alex to Azealia Banks. He has apparently been listening to her nonstop at work. 

    And, um, this just happened:

    Alex: “…and the headset gets yanked from the laptop in the k-5 library at I guess that cunt gett’n eat’n”

  5. an alien disguised as a human wearing green sneakers came into my life, and that was it. i knew i was done for. #tbt

    an alien disguised as a human wearing green sneakers came into my life, and that was it. i knew i was done for. #tbt

  6. scarves in June. why not.

    scarves in June. why not.

  7. bensears: The notorious homophobic design swipers over at Urban Outfitters liked my design I guess. If you are interested in purchasing the way cooler one that I made, please visit my webstore! Also, reblog to spread the hate. Holy shit. Urban Outfitters did it again, you guys. Assholes.The CEO is making bank off of other artist’s ideas, poorly-crafted clothing, and Led Zeppelin t-shirt reprints at $50 a pop. He then donates a portion of that money to the Republican party every year. “I vote vodka” No you don’t. Or maybe you do but why did you spend $40 to let everyone know? You also indirectly voted Santorum. Awesome. Great job.

    bensears:

    The notorious homophobic design swipers over at Urban Outfitters liked my design I guess.


    If you are interested in purchasing the way cooler one that I made, please visit my webstore!

    Also, reblog to spread the hate.

    Holy shit. Urban Outfitters did it again, you guys. Assholes.

    The CEO is making bank off of other artist’s ideas, poorly-crafted clothing, and Led Zeppelin t-shirt reprints at $50 a pop. He then donates a portion of that money to the Republican party every year.

    “I vote vodka” No you don’t. Or maybe you do but why did you spend $40 to let everyone know? You also indirectly voted Santorum. Awesome. Great job.

  8. conspiracy theorist tree (at Plant Sciences Building)

    conspiracy theorist tree (at Plant Sciences Building)

  9. me: I have a heating pad on my uterus region right now. if someone walks in I’ll just look down at it then look back up at them and say NO.

    anna: make sure your eyes catch fire first.